Under a Sea of Thoughts

Science was designed to be political. It wouldn't serve any purpose otherwise-just a useless tool for making insignificant discoveries. Of course, scientists don't actually care about finding out the truth; they write research papers to put the bread on the table. Science is meant to be manipulated and changed to support one party's viewpoints. Global warming? Well by my calculations, on January 2nd, 2017, the temperature in the North Pole was indeed colder than that of the scorching villages in Liberia in 2016. Therefore, because science is on my side, your argument is invalid and you are stupid stupid stupid. Science is meant to be the knife that cuts populations into two sides. And when science somehow disagrees with your  viewpoints, it means the end of the world for the political platform you  stand on, it means the end of the beliefs you believe in. You  take it as a personal insult since obviously people only use science as a weapon to shoot you  down. When you a

"The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful."-Ron Swanson Edud Cireneg, an all-american father of three, was recently hospitalized following a heart attack after his 3rd Quadruple Bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill ( real place ). In an interview after his surgery, he came to the conclusion that he had never felt more alive. What woke him up from his coma was not the life support, but rather the "realization that he lived in the greatest country in the world." When asked if he had any regrets, he stated that he "felt bad for the suckers who eat salads, exercise, and put their bodies on pedestals. Who really needs the nutrients and nasty taste of expensive vegetables when you can binge on good ole cheap american-made fast food?" For the past 8 years, Mr. Cireneg has been spending his lunch break at the Heart Attack Gril